Tuesday, October 30, 2007

I Mean, Come On!

So, I was driving down the highway to get to a meeting at work this morning. I had to drive through all sorts of construction, which is pretty annoying without what I saw. I passed a sign. You know the ones, it has all these light bulbs and certain ones light up to give drivers very important messages about road closures and dates, etc. This one read, "October 30 mourning exit ### closed."

That's right folks, it spelled it m.o.u.r.n.i.n.g.

I guess I should've worn black.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Not Just for Bloggers Any More

Originally I only wanted to post about whiny bloggers. I have changed my mind. I now am going to use this site to gripe about anyone who irritates and/or disgusts me. The reason I was prompted to make this change is because of an encounter I had at a Hallow e'en party on Saturday night.

I ran into someone who used to be my friend but I ditched because she was so lazy and whiny that it pissed me off all the time. She was there, trying to make conversation with me. I did not want to talk to her at all and made it apparent with short answers and avoiding eye contact. Anyway, she took what few minutes she had with me and used them to get in some more complaining. "My feet hurt." Of course they effing hurt, you never use them!!! Stand up once in awhile and they'll get used to it!!!

This woman spends extraordinary amounts of time trying to figure out how she can physically move the least. She really does. Then on the one night of the year that she goes out and has to stand for maybe 10 minutes, she starts whining about her pain. To me. Like I want to hear it. Hello, there is a reason we don't talk anymore. It's because you disgust me!

Thursday, October 25, 2007

I Do Not Believe it Exists!

I just want to say that I am tired of people using diseases that didn't exist 30 years ago as an excuse to be lazy! There was a time that it didn't matter if you had aches and pains, you went out and worked to feed your family. Period. Just because you have discomfort doesn't mean that the world stops turning. Hello! Your family still needs to eat, live in a clean home, wear clean clothes.

Since I'm talking about it anyway, let's talk about my buddy Evolution. You know, it's survival of the fittest. If you hadn't become so spoiled by the gadgets and whiz gigs that do most of the work for you, you would be left to die. Either that, or you'd suck it up and work through the pain. Essentially, what is happening now is that we are "evolving" (I say that with a little "e" because we are not moving up, it's our downward spiral) to be able to survive in a posh environment. The skills that we needed once to really survive are slowly being eked out of our gene pool.

What's gonna help you survive when society eventually collapses? NOTHING! The ones who will prevail will be the ones who actually know how to do something rather than read about it.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

The Blogosphere Sucks!

This is the place where I unleash all of my pent up frustration about those who blog for no other reason than to complain about their comfortable lives. Those who, rather than fix their problems, are content to blog about them so that they can get the sympathy of a bunch of strangers! I just don't get it. Never have, never will.

For some reason, if complete and total strangers tell these people it's okay to be a lazy blob on the planet who does nothing more than suck energy from those willing to give it, it makes it okay! WTF? How does having other such people tell you it's okay to be a that way mean anything? Meanwhile, they ignore the advice of real people who really know them and continue down their paths of destruction. It's a sick cycle of people enabling each other. It's got to stop!!

I completely plan on giving real examples here. I will not say which particular blogs I got this info from, I will be as vague as possible. Just rest assured that everything you read here will be true. And my opinon on each topic will be sincere and from the bottom of my disgusted heart.